Thursday, August 7, 2008

CHILDREN!

I do not like my son right now. He cut his sister's hair. Not in the front, so I could fix it and pretend like bangs were want I wanted to do with her hair, but in the back, where it's supposed to be longer.

It's like an inch long. Sticks straight up.

I'm in the process of setting up our annual family pictures, too. fanfuckingtastic timing. I'd laugh, but I'm really pissed, mostly because now there's hair EVERYWHERE in my bedroom.

2 comments:

MoxieMamaKC said...

Oh man! I'm sorry to hear that. Now I know what was going thru my mother's head when I self-cut my "bangs" with safety scissors right before my First Communion. Imagine THOSE pictures. I'm still shuddering since I can't cut in a straight line even now, some 20+ years later. This is why I'm not letting my kid play with scissors until she's at least 18.

--Blue Girl said...

Ah, memories! I know what my nightmares will entail tonight. The 24 year old math goddess with the short red hair was once an elementary school girl with long blond hair, when, for some reason, she SHAVED her bangs off. It was the Hillary era - we bought headbands and acted like that was how she WANTED to wear her hair for six months. Oy vey.