Monday, July 7, 2008

from my (myspace) inbox

For your entertainment!

From Rafa, a 20 year old male:
hey hottie how r u doin just want to say hi and love to be ur friend
man ur so hotttttt lookin

my reply (after I stop laughing):
Are you serious? Does this approach actually work for you? I find it very rude and lazy.

Learn some manners and how to spell properly. At the very least, pay attention to your audience. Women in their 30's are VERY different than girls your age.

Grow up.

oh ok how different r u? i really want to know and u can teach me manners love to be ur student

He replied back? Now I'm laughing so hard, tears are streaming down my face. I know I shouldn't feed the troll, but damn!

My response:
No. I will NOT be your teacher. You've already demonstrated that you cannot follow directions.

Learn. To. Spell.

Does he learn anything? Like how to spell the word 'you'? Heck no!

omg lol just wanted to talk lol if u didn't want to u could have said no u don't have to find fault when u can't correct it

I hate stupid bois. But they're very entertaining!

The lesson here? Don't post pictures, even clothed, of new boobs in a folder anyone can look at. They're all now only viewable by friends. It brings out the crazies!


Spyder said...

Damn 20 year olds! LOL!

Sean the Blogonaut F.C.D. said...

What is the world coming to? When you can operate a computer but you can't use three syllable words.

Boob shots? Was it expensive and or painful?

Muddy Mo said...

That wuz 2 funny!

Janet said...

Sean: 5 grand, US, and yeah, it was painful, but not as painful as having a baby.

I need to post an update about them soon, it's been almost two months already!

Sean the Blogonaut F.C.D. said...

5 grand sounds relatively cheap. Will have to go through your posts to understand your reasons. I am wary of undergoing any surgery that for me is not absolutely necessary.