Shamelessly socializing

Folks, we are shamelessly whoring ourselves out as your New Year's Eve party people! We will be sans children so we can par-tay all night! After the fabulous lasagna dinner over at my adopted family's house, anyway.

We are an attractive 30-something couple who like drinking, socializing, and dancing. We can keep up with you on politics, music, pop-culture, and geek-dom.

So hook yourself up with the part-guests of you dreams! No offer will be unconsidered!

Now, Keith promised to not sacrifice the host(ess), but I make no such promises!