Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Porn that's totally safe at work!

How is that possible you ask? Let me show you!

I give you......

FOOD PORN!

See this lovely plate of beef? This beef is from a grass-fed cow.
These particular pieces came from the TENDERLOIN,
only the best part on the damn cow!


This is the onion and butter I cooked the TENDERLOIN with.


These are the noodles I prepared to serve
with my beef TENDERLOIN.


Too bad this isn't scratch n'sniff,
it smelled REALLY yummy!


The lovely sauce I prepared to serve with
the TENDERLOIN and noodles.

The TENDERLOIN, cooked, waiting to be served.


The TENDERLOIN, on the table.


The noodles, on the table.


The sauce, on the table.


Everything mixed together, on my plate, to make truly
kick-ass Stroganoff, with rice on the side.


Me eating my wonderful TENDERLOIN.
(See how it's still pink in the middle? YUM!)


My plate, the stroganoff all gone!


My dessert, chocolate AND vanilla ice cream.


With which I was taunting the four year old!


Did I mention that I poured Godiva liquor over my ice cream?


I did!


It was fucking awesome!
Don't you wish you'd been at my house for dinner?

16 comments:

Spyder said...

For the noodle, rice & dessert,and good company!

Kristine said...

Wow, that was like porn. Girl, that bowl of sauce has me worried placed so precariously at the edge of the table! lol

Janet said...

That's not the edge of the table, its just the potholder I used to move the TENDERLOIN. But it does look like it might fall!

Faith said...

Ok, how you so skinny? That's not fair. A dinner full of simple carbs like that isn't fair to flaunt before a woman that needs to lose another inch around her belleh (and hopefully boobs? Please God, let me lose an inch in my boob region!) in less than 3 weeks!

Holy hell, how I love a good stroganof, too. Dammit!

Janet said...

Faith, I'm not THAT skinny, it's just that all my fat is in my ass and thighs. Just like mom and my dad's mom. I got it from BOTH sides of the gene pool.

And throw some of those boobs over here, I'll take em! (it's the first place I lose weight, and the last place I want to!)

Anonymous said...

You must share with this beef stroganoff virgin.....tell me your recipe for the sauce.

I gotta make me some of that!

Becky

Janet said...

Actually, I just use the beef stroganoff recipe from the Joy of Cooking cookbook. Nothing special at all.

I'll post it, though, if you like!

Janet said...

The recipe actually calls for tenderloin pieces but I normally just use a pound of ground hamburger instead. Much cheaper that way.

Faith said...

HAMBURGER stroganoff??? Crap. I think I just peed a little thinking about it.

And I'll tell you the same thing I tell my sisters re: The Boobs. You can have 'em. If I could give them away, I would. And someday, I will. Unfortunately, I think they label it "biohazard" once it's been removed from my body, and I won't be able to donate it as I wish I could. But again, if it were possible, I would help everyone out there that I know who wants some of them.

Johnny said...

Do you have sour cream with the stroganoff? I loooove sour cream with stroganoff.


What do you call a bull wanking?


Beef stroganoff....hahahahaha

Janet said...

Of course there was sour cream in my stroganoff! It's not stroganoff without sour cream!

"The D" said...

I think I need a cigarette after that post.

Am I the only one that giggles everytime someone typed stroganof? Then the addition of sour cream just sent me over the edge.

I must have the maturity of a 12 year old boy.

Fate said...

I was there, I can attest to the fact it was every bit as good as it looks....

Heather said...

After that, I need to go to sleep.

I'm spent...

Harry Nads said...

Stroganoff is easy enough to make, so I don't know why I don't make it more than about twice a year. Maybe I will have to change that this week!

Joy of Cooking is awesome. Timeless classics in there.

Nice blog, BTW.

KC Sponge said...

I'm so glad I'm a self-control-lacking, weak human being and ganve up my vegetarianism so that I can salivate without guilt. And noodles AND rice - you are for sure my hero!